There was once an evil trout who lived in the stream by
Happy Lake.

 Every day the Wonderbears would go down to pick snarfleberries which only grew by the stream.

This pissed the royal fuck out of the trout because he really thought they were fucking hippies, as far as he was concerned those chirpy cunts could get syphilis.

One day the Wonderbears went down and found that all the bushes had died.

"OH NO" said Flipsy, "How will we survive? We need snarfleberries to live".

"We'll find a way...." said Fuckface The Old.

"BWHAHHAHAHHAHHA" thought the evil trout as he sat beside his tin of agent orange and stuck his fin up his own arse for sexual pleasure.

When they got home to the Wonderbear Castle cousin Felch had the still all fired up to make snarfleberry schnaps.

"You dopey fucking cunts" said Felch as he saw they were empty handed.

"SUCK MY FUCKING CRYSTAL TURDS OUT MY MAGICAL ARSE" said Fuckface the Old and sliced Felch's head off.

In the distance the trout cackled.

Two weeks later.

The Wonderbears were shivering, the DT's kicking in badly.
Four of their number were dead and they all had stupid cunting names because the bears lived in a retarded fucking fantasy world of their own making and refused to face up to fucking reality.

Cunts.

"You... you think this is right?" asked Tinkleflaps "I mean.... brewing... brewing up our own kin like this? I mean, sure you reckon it'll make a decent merlot, but fuck dude... why you gotta mince them in the living room? Do that shit out of sight".

"You wanna go in the pot too?" growled Fuckface.

"I shall help you" whimpered Tinkleflaps.

"Suck my furry cock then" growled Fuckface.

The sound of squelching and gagging filled Wonderbear Castle.

By this time the evil trout was getting a bit bored. He began to miss jumping out of the water to mock the Wonderbears and flick finfuls of his own semen at them.

He came up with a plan. He sold all his possessions and hopped up the waterfall to the shop.

The next day the Wonderbears tried their new wine.

"Oh that's smoooth" said Fuckface and smiled as his entire face melted.
 

"You can stop now" he added to Tinkleflaps. "Oh, I see you stopped quite a while ago" he added as he looked over at the decaying Tinkleflaps who had forgotten that when Wonderbears ejaculated they fired their cocks off like harpoons.
 

"Yeah, so anyway, fuck you all, I'm going to go piss in the river... Well, ain't you got anything to say?" he asked before breaking out into laughter as he gazed around at the various Wonderbears who'd been killed as a result of callatoral ejaculatory damage. Death and spunk filled Wonderbear Castle... literally.
 

Fuckface wandered down to the river and, to his surprise, found a whole row of new snarfleberry bushes... and a little apology card from the evil trout.
 

"Eh? What the fuck's this shit?" he said.

"I planted some more fucking bushes, how hard is it to grasp you stupid cunt" shouted the evil trout and leapt out of the water and flung his spunk at Fuckface.
 

"AGH MY EYES" yelled Fuckface.
 

The End.

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