Blood Staff: An Erotic Vampire Tale.

Autoeroticbiography Part One

The Human Terrapin Vs The Smurf Nazis.

Interviewing Techniques.

How To Write a Romantic Novel Properly

Thora Hird Vs. The Zombie Plague....

Choose Your Own Hank Marvin Adventure.

Michael Schumacher Vs. The Hamster King. (contains casual smatterings of foul language... though don't pretend you haven't heard them before... let's all just accept harsh, harsh reality.)

The Rise and Fall of Noel Edmonds... (with about one bad word in it... just blink when it comes up if you're squeamish)

The Rodent Twister World Cup... (wow... another bad word or two... I burn with shame.)

The Day The World Went Wonky: An Apocalyptic Tale.

A disconcerting example of caffeine-fuelled hyperactive scrawling.

Internet dating dissected like Quincy hacking up a hobo to find out why he caught fire.

Showferrets... Taking investigative reporting to a new, and regrettable, low... I apologise in advance... it was a request...

Oh this one might earn me some flak.

More dubious short story spillage.